Why the hell were these guys in prison.

Probably for being the only fucking sane people in the entire town.


do u ever turn the volume on your music up until u reach the perfect level of ah yes i cannot hear anything else and it feels like a big warm hug


sit up straight then reblog this so your followers sit properly too you’re welcome

October 20 | 12:46 | 37757♥ | dutchster | nothiings



The best kinds of laughter:

  • Laughing so hard that your laugh becomes silent and you sit there clapping like a fucking seal
  • Feeling a six-pack coming up
  • Tears coming out of your eyes

#you know you’re fucked when its a combination of all three


Lily Collins attends the ‘Love, Rosie’ premiere in Rome (October 19)


this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.


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October 20 | 12:45 | 313♥ | happiest | sassitudedotca


I hate when people mention someone in their life by their name without providing me with any context about who this person is.

“So Dylan and I went to yoga class yesterday — ”

Hold it right there. Who the fuck is Dylan. Your boyfriend? Your arch nemesis? Your brother? Your pet sea monkey? Your therapist? Your favourite fictional character? Are you on a first-name basis with your dad? Last-name basis with Bob? WHO THE FUCK IS DYLAN.